Tancracy
a particular form of “beach government” in which the most tanned people are in control. the establishment of each beach usually comes out of a tan-contest held during summer. tanning beds are strictly prohibited.
a: hi paul, wanna hear the latest news about tancracy? this year’s tan-contest has been won by andrew!
b: you gotta be kiddin’ man… i can’t bear being ruled by such a douche bag. f-ck me, i’m gonna change beach for sure!!!
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