Tank legs
half man half tank , has a mullet and is a secret genius also known as tanko. if you see this great being you probably are driving down the monash and he’s probably traveling at high velocity g force that mattreses will blind you with great impact. these secret geniuses are very rare and are easily mistaken for team leaders . he could also be mistaken for a sonic boom with the amount of subs he has mounted on his tank legs .
civilian:”why are there wheels where your legs should be ?”
tanko :”there not wheels there tank legs”
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