Tankslap


to hit someone or something with your p-n-s.
“what sound does a tankslap make? dong!”

“man, if she does that to me one more time, i’m gonna tankslap that wh-r-.”
the fine art of slapping one’s “semi” off one’s stomach to impress one’s annoyed girlfriend. also works with gay boys, apparently
i tankslapped and she was not impressed. pah.

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