tao of steve
the tao of steve is in three parts
1) eliminate desire
2) you have to do something excellent in her presence
3) retreat
1) a woman can smell an agenda
2) proving your s-xual worthiness
3) we pursue that which retreats
both men and women want to have s-x, men want it soon, women want it later, so if you wait til a little past “later” she’ll be wanting s-x “soon.”
dude, just forgo the tao of steve and everything will be ok.
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