Tap the keg


to drink large quant-ties of alcoholic beverages, especially at frat house parties.
how to tap the keg and master a perfect pour.

let’s tap the keg tonight and party.
drinking a large quant-ty of adult beverages and succ-mbing to the urge to urinate.
once i tap the keg, i have to pee after every beer.
to f-ck a fat b-tch. most often occurs after a night of heavy drinking when either the beer has impared your judgment or desperation to get your d-ck wet has set in.
that b-tch is so fat she looks like a keg with legs, why don’t you go tap the keg
to urinate.
man, all of that lemonade makes me want to tap the keg again.

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