tap wine


this is what you get from turning tap water into wine.

jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. this is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.
firas zeineddine hosting a kick–ss party

s-xy girl: firas, we are out of wine!!!!

firas: no worries. why don’t i show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink

s-xy girl: meow

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