tape lion
bigger than a tape worm. lives in the stomach of very skinny people. mostly those who eat alot. causes effects like no no s-xualism, just look up the term levi in this dictionary.
the tape lion ate all of levi’s food and therefore made him weigh 2.5 pounds less than a starving ethiopian child.
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