taped
to duct tape someone’s legs together from behind when they aren’t looking so that they fall over.
“andy taped rebecca so badly today! she was rolling around on the ground for like ten minutes. i felt kinda bad.”
paralyzed by bureaucracy or official procedures such that you are unable to hang out with your friends or otherwise have fun.
guy 1: it’s national margarita day! let’s get drunk!
guy 2: i’m at the dmv trying to get a new license, there’s mad red tape; i’m taped.
guy: hey, what are you doing tonight? want to get dinner?
girl: i can’t, i’m taped to my w2s. today is the last day to file taxes.
secret code of being drunk
“man, i’m so taped. this is great.”
“can we get some tape tonight?”
f-cked up the -ss,screwed
used on the living end message board.
that guy is sure taped alright.
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