tapometer
a rating scale between 1 and 10 when deciding whether a woman is f-ckable. 10 being gorgeous and instantly f-ckable and 1 being an ugly pig dog you wouldn’t wish on your worst mate.
i would rate her 2 on my tapometer, she is kinda smelly, with pendulous br–sts and huge pointy dagger nipples, but enough beer and i would tap her.
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