Tar Dick


someone who has a p-n-s that is darker than the rest of his bodies skin tone.
shut up you tar d-ck son of a b-tch!

dude, i hear from your girlfriend you got a tard-ck!
tard-ck- (tär-dĭc) adj, noun

1. incapable of successfully utilizing time in any useful calibre.

2. extreme procrastination.

3. wasting valuable time.

4. usually equated to p-ssing someone off.
stop your tard-ckin’, we have a deadline to meet!

that tard-ck… all he does is sit around, smoke, and collect unemployment. what a waste of life.

instead of just tard-cking around on your day off. why don’t you make yourself useful and clean up this mess!

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