Tara Stevens aka Hi Chow Ming
tara stevens is also known as an asian chinese american. also known as aca. she highly enjoys egg rolls and is illegaly in our country. she is a border jumper. she eats dogs. so hide yours. for desert she hunts cats and cooks them on the fire. she drinks mud. she loves living in the woods. and you never know when she’ll appear. and you’ll never know what she wants. beware! warned right now.
i looked into my backyard and a tara stevens aka hi chow ming was eating a cat in my tree. she wore nothing but a cloth.
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