tard on


a hard on induced by a r-t-rded person.
dude, that girl from special ed gives me a raging ‘tard on!
when a mentally handicapped person gets an erection.
a r-t-rd with a b-n-r has a tard-on.
someone who gets so excited about doctor who
alright, don’t get a tard-on
a hybrid word using the terms “tard” and “hard-on”.
tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.

when the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.
john: oh boy, here comes ted.
ted: no talking during break time! my shoes hurt!
john: ted, you’re such a tard-on!

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