Tard Seat


the first two p-ssenger seats on any bus, or all seats on a short bus. one must claim the right to sit in a tard seat vocally upon embarking upon the vehicle.
“d-mn, that kid with the goggles took our tard seat!”
or
(before sitting in desired tard seat) “tard seat!”

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