tard skimmer
1. someone who picks up ugly, fat or just really stupid people at a club, ’cause anything more would be a strike out.
2. someone in their twenties who dates teeny-boppers, ’cause everyone around their own age knows they’re a jack-off.
3. one who gets by in life by taking what life gives them and putting forth little effort to do any better. effectively skimming from life the sh-t that floats to the surface.
1. dude, check out that -ss-clown gino at the bar with all the orcas! what a disgraceful tard skimmer.
2. how old is warren? 24? how old’s his girl? 15? brutal. what a tard skimmer!
3. what a lazy pr-ck dave is. dude’s 28 and still gets allowance. f-cking tard skimmer.
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