tardis twat
n. an enormously large, or overused, v-g-n-. origin: in the british tv series “dr. who,” the tardis was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.
christ! that hooker i picked up last night sure was a tardis tw-t.
a tardis tw-t refers to a short and pet-te female who just happens to have an unusually wide and abnormally deep v-g-n-l cavity. tardis tw-t can also refer specifically to the v-g-n- itself.
the word tardis originates from the bbc series, dr. who, where the tardis was a smallish looking box, the inside of which was enormous. this was due to a distortion of time and sp-ce.
“so i get her in the sack and start going at it, and i asked her ‘is it in yet?’. this tardis tw-t was so big i couldn’t even figure out if my p-ck-r was in there. so i talked her into -n-l…which was much better.”
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