tardish


the language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one’s friends (who are also tards).

note: the term ‘tard’ here takes on a meaning closer to that of ‘n00b’.
heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11
originally coined by stormcyko, tardish is an extention to the english language and its words or acronymes by adding z to the end. it is most observed by young teenagers although most grow out of it in latter years.
lolz (as opposed to lol)
omgz (as opposed to omg)
another word for r-t-rded.
how do you confuse a dumb person…
i dont know how do you confuse a dumb person?
17…
…thats just tardish.
the word “tardish” is actually the language of the tard – the average teenage male. it usually consists of a bunch of mangled up sounds/noises, (as though one is about to sh-t, or has a case of the lazy tongue) ending with a word usually depicting the current emotion of the tard.
angry tardish: bleuh nyih! jubble nubba! baaad!

happy tardish: ooh blah? jeebee kabader! kibble kibble lollypop!

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