Tardonnay


1: wine sold in boxes to r-t-rds who think they are not alcoholics.

2: wine consumed in m-ss quant-ties as to render the recipient r-t-rded.
at the party, bob drank half the box of wine then relieved himself in the closet, ruining the party and several coats. ” bob! what the heck were you drinking!? tardonnay?

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