Tardster
a (non-literally) r-t-rded hipster. one who acts in a r-t-rded way without having the excuse of being mentally challenged, while simultaneously thinking they’re being cooler than everyone around them.
look at that tardster in the red skinny jeans tasting that alligator empanada and acting surprised when it doesn’t taste good
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