tartutic


the tartutic, three simian-like creatures who form an invincible force that maintains law and order in the blue world. their bark and branch-like exterior enables them to conceal themselves in trees.
“the tartutic will come down and sn-tch them away if they break the rules.”
irredemiably moronic; cognitively off the rails. frequently used as a euphemism for r-t-rded due to its presumably coincidental phonetic similarity.
“i could handle the narf, and i could even buy the scrunts, but then things just got tartutic.”

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