taserlove
(taz-ur-luv) noun: orig. modern english
official usage began in early 2007 on youtube
a dating technique aimed at helping women to be less guarded and more amenable to the advances of men. the principle feature of this technique is the use of a taser at the first sign of resistance. the woman in question will become very easy to persuade to go home with the lucky user.
martin wasn’t very good with women until he started to use taserlove.
man: hi there gorgeous!
woman: hey, i’m not really interested, i’m here with my…..
man: ….zzzzzaaapppp….
woman: oh, g-d help me.. (crumples into his arms)
man: i’d love to. let me help you to my car.
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