Tavis


a name that quite often causes confusion for stupid people.
a person called tavis. ‘h-llo my name is tavis.’
a stupid person. ‘nice to meet you travis.’
a person called tavis. ‘no. my name is tavis!’
a stupid person. ‘oh, right. sorry. h-llo thomas!’
a name to be f-cked up by all (100% guaranteed)

a p.i.m.p. (usually true)

almost always a sweet wrestler (some exceptions apply)

a chick magnet, loved by all females (you know it)
boy – “yo that tavis is soooooo cool”

girl – “tavis is soooo cute”
slang for “i’m not tava smiley’s father.” typically used by erudite activist interviewers.
abbott: “hey, are you tava smiley’s father?”
tavis smiley: “no, i’m tavis smiley. may father is tavis smiley’s father.”
costello: “you’re tava smiley?”
tavis smiley: “tavis.”

the thing you shavis
i’m gonna lick your tavis
a common name short for octavia
her name is octavia but everyone calls her tavi
a person who slightly lags behind when walking with a group.
“wait for me! i’m a tavi!”
one who expresses all qualities of dorkiness, combined with a severely limited social iq.
omg, you are such a tavi! get the h-ll away from me!

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