n. bunker in which to hide with one’s tax returns when the press come around.
i need a few more yards of concrete. the reporters got a backhoe and dug up my last tax shelter.
have you thought of using a charitable foundation?
- child's ren
random living objects belonging to children who have died within the last six months. the mother was shocked as several tons of child’s ren flew out of the room after the funeral.
a person who cares for oneself only, is selfish. jimmy wanted the last slice of cake, brenda wanted it also, so instead of sharing the last slice of cake he took the whole thing because jimmy is a self-minded piece of sh*t. don’t be like jimmy.
- ginger delight
when you catfish a woman from an internet dating site with the real intentions and hopes of being involved in a s*xual act with her male roommate. willis met this gal on “plenty of fish” and they are suppose to hook up this weekend. he’s really hoping that her beefy male roommate will be there, […]
- crispy nibbles
performing cunnlingus on a burn victim man 1: dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire. man 2: yeah, i’m gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.