taxi ride
when you take a girl home after a night out to do a bit of the horizontal shuffle and in a moment of painful sobriety you realise you’ve pulled a whale. realising you need to get this mammoth out of the house before your mates see her you stop riding her and call her a taxi home. like most taxi-rides the money you pay is rarely worth it.
“dude what was going on in your room last night?”
“taxi-ride”
“oh… are you ok?”
“i’d rather not talk about it.”
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