taxify
verb
to calculate net income for tax purposes by adjusting gaap net income for the differences between gaap and tax treatments.
the term was originally coined by tran chung, a chartered accountant while he lectured taxation at the university of british columbia.
the tax final requires students to taxify net income.
taxified income contains 50% of meals and entertainment expenses.
a great smartphone app for getting a taxi.
order a taxi from your phone, without waiting for the dispatcher.
made by proud geeks from estonia.
– how the h-ll did you get home last night?
– i was too drunk to dial, but a taxify driver picked me up.
– well that explains it!
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