TDO
tdo (total d-ck outline): the visible p-n-s outline, a man has when he is wearing basketball shorts or sweat pants.
wow, check out the tdo on that jogger!
just the hipest cat out, smokes weed ereday. always wears shorts ( unless its important for him not to ) can do backflips, totally digs beenie’s and snap back’s can do a front flip. hetro life mate is someone called zakk bryce also a mad kunt. t-dos can pull billys like a champ and drinks like a b-tch, but his impressive bud smoking skills make up for his lack of drinking ability. just to sum up the person that is t-dos ……………………. a f-cking mad kunt. who hates douche bags and w-nkers and kuric big headed mother f-cker.
oi t-dos come have a billy.
“yo who is that fresh cat rocking those hip kicks?”
“oi nah kunt thats t-dos”
“tru god”
“yup”
“what a mad kunt”.
tactical day off: when somebody takes a day off school/college in order to catch up on work, or avoid a deadline. not to be confused with bunking, which is done simply for amus-m-nt/lack of motivation.
teacher: where is bloggs? ‘ill’, again?
cl-ss: tdo, sir.
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bloggs: i do ib; tdo’s have become a necessary part of my schedule.
abbreviation of two-dot-ooh. used to describe a website that makes excessive use of javascript, rounded corners, jelly b-ttons and mirrored logos to fit in with the new web2.0 crowd and try and look cool.
look at all that ajax! this site is really tdo.
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