Tea Cake

a pastry, bread, or cake traditionally served with afternoon tea, that can be eaten with the fingers.
millie: “my favorite kind of tea cake is the victorian tea cake.”
sammie: “what is that?”
millie: “a sort of a small, round sponge cake! it’s delicious.”
a real sweetheart of a guy; a good man, sweet like a tea cake; one’s boyfriend or a good-looking guy, as in “he my tea cake”, as in a yummy dessert. (also a character in zora neale hurston’s novel: “their eyes were watching g-d”)
“he my tea cake.” “what you doin messin wid ma tea cake?”
“gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!” “my tea cake gave me dis fo’ our anniversary.” “he gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day.” “ew, wouldja just look at him! he a real tea cake, ain’t he?”
the teacake is a flat, roughly circular item with a diameter of about 15cm made out of bread, with a smooth brown upper surface and a somewhat lighter underside.

if the item contains currants then it is a currant teacake.

when sliced roughly in half and filled with chips then it becomes a chip b-ttie.

it doesn’t have currents-!

(not if tha’s from barnsley)
in a bakery :-

you: cheese sandwhich please.

bakery: would you like that on frensh roll or teacake.

you: teacake please.
not a barm, batton or any other ridiculous word its a teacake.

a small round piece of bread that suits bacon perfectly!
can i have a bacon teacake please?
sumthin brown and b-ttery or sumone who is round and yum
wow sarah you look like a teacake!
the act of doing a jobby on a male/female’s body and mixing j-zz into it sso that it closely resembles the popular chocolate and marshmallow biscuit
man one: hmm, darling your face smells funny

woman: aw sh-t, i never should have let that guy teacake me last night :/
to take part in the act of teacaking.
he teacaked the picture.

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