team player

follower, not a mover and a shaker, compatable, submissive, not independent, monkey see monkey do, agreeable, people pleaser, employeers love this!
a team player often is someone who does not want to stand out in a crowd or group, who is not a leader type, therefore is of a follower mindset. who would rather not stand his ground even though he knows he may be right. he therefore blends. he also usually lacks the guts to take a risk to effect change. in other words just the opposite of great men like martin luther king, who was a true leader. this man had the guts no “team player” would have!
the dude you know whose always with you and you’re boys clubbing, but is either a: one who gets no tail, b: on the lower end of your posse’s social hierachy/new, or c: is a terrible rock paper scissors player, which therefore means he’s the go-to guy to “distract” the hot lady you’re chatting with’s fat, c-ckblocker, friend for the night.
bro: “wow, can’t deny the loyalty and stamina of ralphie boy over there, he’s a team player alright! word on the street says he took home linda’s friend “wide sh-lly” last night from the club!”
other bro: “ohhhhhh man, he survived a night with “wide sh-lly”?! i don’t i could take that kind of abuse! he must be getting paid!”
bro: “naw bro, team players never do it for the money, they do it for the bros!”
a team player is an individual who is not selfish when it comes to achieving a team goal, such as banging the cute girl at the wedding. he will also “take one for the team.” e.g. banging the hot chick’s friend who is a grenade just so his teammate closes. a team player partakes in traditional events such as eating crabcakes and baba-ganoush. he is also a master of the motorboat and a magician when is come to the fake chow . they also love and live by the movie wedding crashers.
hey man i need you to be a team player and take my date’s c-ckblocking grenade off my hands.

bro way not to be a team player and take the chubby one for the night, we all could of gotten laid.

dude! way to be a team player and come through with these sl-ts
a female that is willing to have s-x with a group of males individually or one at a time.
beth was a team player the boys really miss that girl on those slow nights
one who understands the importance of being a team player and partic-p-ting as a team
joey is not a team player.
a team player is a guy who realizes that he can use other members of his team to his advantage.
“okay, you go first around that corner. when the terrorists have riddled your corpse with ak bullets i will jump out, shrieking like a banshee and kill one of them before foolishly grenading myself.”