teaspoused
the act of lovingly placing your t-st-cl-s (male) or a literal teabag (female) in the face of your significant other for humorous entertainment and approval by peers.
my husband got drunk last night and p-ssed out, so i teaspoused him and had our friends post pictures of it online.
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