Teavangelical


a tea party member, specifically those who campaign or claim to be for economic reforms and then push conservative, evangelical social issues.
michele bachmann is a teavangelical.
a bacteria that grows in the r-ct-m which turns all the farts that come out into super-smelly farts. this revolting bacteria is really f-cking obnoxious, and is definitely not a legit political ideology.
jim: i think there’s something in my -ss.
jane: is it a t-rd?
jim: no, it’s definitely dumber than a t-rd.
jane: well your farts have been pretty nasty. maybe you got some michele bachmann up in that -ss?
jim: i don’t know if it’s mb herself, but for sure some kind of teavangelical.

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