Tech-Flu


a mysterious illness one contracts just after procuring expensive electrical (usually home entertainment cl-ssed) devices.
justin came down with tech-flu over the weekend, i heard he got a ps3 last week.

i think the gtaiv dvd case gave me the tech-flu when i opened it…

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