Tech Monkey


someone who is really interested and p-ssionate about technology. not to be confused with “code monkey”.
geoff: “hey nice android phone, does it have the 2.2 update yet?” allison: “no idea, it’s just a phone, you’re such a tech monkey.”
all the wonderful tech people who perform fix-it miracles with web based platforms or it hardware.
john: wtf? twitter is down again!

jim: i’m sure the twitter tech monkeys will have it fixed it no time.

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