Technical Theatre kid
a drama kid who instead of memorizing lines or showtunes, reads plays and musicals to come up with set designs and or “lighting designs”; usually wears black (everywhere! including socks and shoes); thinks that the three most important things in life are:
1.) flashlight
2.) multi-tool
3.) crescent wrench
constantly complaining about grimlins stealing random objects from the theatre. knows the difference between “theater” and “theatre”; and where it’s acceptable to use each! are tired of the actors standing in the way of scene changes…move dang it! knows the difference between a “follow spot” and a “spot light”; smart off and they’ll turn your light off; knows tons of knots; can fix anything with gaff tape; will cut somebody; are not the actors’ babysitters, but will discipline them; never say “good luck” only “merde” and “break a leg”. they survive on four things:
1.) caffeine
2.) nicotene (18+)
3.) sugar
4.) alcohol (+21)
knows numbers for all colors. and finds it frustrating to define themselves on urban dictionary.
fin.
regular kid 1: (belch) “purple!”
regular kid 2: “blue!”
technical theatre kid: “r339!”
regkid1: “that’s not a color!”
regkid2: “yea!”
techkid: “rosco 339! broadway pink aka tbp!”
regkid 1 and 2: “freakin tech theatre kid!”
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