Techno Ninja
a myhthical, probably asian or specifically j-panese, man that came from another dimension to inflict terror on two men. one man was completely oblivious to the ninja, but he eventually causes the demise of him by pushing him out a window. the other man thwarts the attacks of the ninja, one method by pwning him in the face with a gate. the ninja’s abilities include smoke teleportation and randomness.
dude, did you see “return of the techno ninja” yet? i heard the techno ninja dies.
the above description is accurate only to a point. it is clearly referencing the period of time known is pcn or pre chuck norris. these silly fools were no match for chuck norris.
chuck norris killed the remaining ninja by sneezing on him. the blast blew the ninjas flesh off his bones. then check went back to the dimension these silly fools came from and stayed there until his cold was over.. there were no survivors.
since this time chuck norris has been refferd to by the people of asie as the last great techno ninja.
yo jack this kung foo movie is dope but these fools aint no techno ninjas!
yea these b-tches cant handle the truth!
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