Ted Stevens
shamefully ignorant and criminally insane, ted stevens is an alaska senator. too old to understand things, ted stevens thought the internet was a “series of tubes.” also tried to build a $200mil bridge to a property he owned. set phazers to steal.
ted stevens: aka “a series of teds” and “the pork king”
the alaskan senator who invented the internet by creating a series of tubes. and just recently these tubes were being clogged by movies streaming across the series of tubes. he belives people are treating it like a big truck
guy 1: ted stevens is out trying to protect the tubes again
guy 2: oh shi- i thought it was a truck
alaskan senator quoted as saying that the internet “is not a big truck,” but rather a “series of tubes.”
according to ted steven, sometimes, the tubes are full and email goes slower.
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