tedding on
derived from the character of ted mosby portrayed in the television show “how i met your mother”, to ted on someone is to be heavily in like with said individual. it especially applies to an individual which considers himself/herself to be a “hopeless romantic”. it can, but must not necessarily, be accompanied by statements or actions which would seem to the average person as a bit exaggerated, unnecessary, or possibly even bordering on creepy. it is generally used as an endearing term when in the absence of excessive creepiness.
guy 1: “everything’s been going really great with tara so far dude… she’s smart and pretty; she laughs at all my jokes, likes the same things i do, and she’s interested in a relationship instead of just fooling around! win!!! she’s freaking steak-sauce awesome!”
guy 2: “you’re totally tedding on tara then, i take it? are you gonna serenade her with a string quartet later?”
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