tedding out
the act of sneaking out of work early, but leaving your computer on to give the appearance that you are still there
hey adam, jarod and i are tedding out of here to go to the grinder convention in our capri pants
to overthink or stress about something that is very simple. derived from the awesome tv show how i met your mother.
guy to girl: “hey” girl”hey” guy:”see ya” girl”ok bye” girl to girl2:”oh jeez do what do you think he meant by that?!” girl2 to girl1″stop tedding out all he meant was h-llo”
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