Teddy’s leg


the point at which the need to evacuate one’s bowel’s becomes unbearable, and a big brown cylinder tries pushing its way out of your sphincter – resembling the leg of a teddy bear, or soft toy.
see also bungle’s finger.

– can also refer to the act of defecating.

– variant of turtle’s head.
“bl–dy h-ll, if i don’t get to a toilet soon i’m goin’ to sh-t myself – i’ve got the teddy’s leg already!”

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