Tee-shirt Ignoramous
(noun) a person, usually a girl, who wears tee shirts that a. contain slogans that he or she doesn’t understand,
b. is a band tee of a band he or she doesn’t listen to,
c. is worn only to impress someone else. at worst in case a, the slogan will be very, very crude and/or s-xual. at worst in case b, the subject will not even know that the band he/she has on his/her tee is a band! at worst in case c, the person whom he/she is trying to impress will ask them about it and laugh at the subject for wearing that shirt.
a.boy: “practise safe lunch: use a condiment! haha. i don’t get it. oh well!”
store clerk:”you are such a tee-shirt ignoramous…”
b.girl 1: “ramones? probably some new designer brand! fwee!”
girl 2:”i looked it up before… all that came up was some icky goth band…”
store clerk: “y’all are all tee-shirt ignorami!”
c.boy: “woah, you like the ramones? what’s your favorite song?”
girl: “what? uh…”
boy: “you don’t listen to the ramones, do you? hahaha. you poseur! you’re such a tee-shirt ignoramous!”
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