Teejay
name of a guy who makes girls want to f-ck/suck/ask for computer help, but when they see him, act awkward (most likely because they just -rg-smed at the sight of him). so good at basketball he makes michael jordan cry like a b-tch and then lick his tears off the court so teejay’s opponents have no excuse after he breaks their ankles/shins/jaws/etc.
(teejay walking down hall)
(girl comes out of room in front of him)
girl: “oh!.. oh.. ooh, oh, oh… this is awkward.”
the best guy to be around…s-xy,smart and of course love a shay! check out what a shay is….
i need a teejay…so bad.
is the term used to refer to any ballin -ss n-gg-, whose swag is off the charts. it may be used for a male or female of any race, or background. the term originated in the south side of ontario and has since become part of slang internationally.
a teejay is also likely to have run-ins with the law, however is usually too slick for the pigs.
person 1: n-gg- you seen ol’boy over dere with his swag on point.
person 2: i envy that ballin -ss n-gg-, he is such a teejay; nah mean
person 1: quit hatin on teejay
a teejay (phonetic t j)
is a tsa code word for a male who opts out (refuses to go through the whole body scanner at the airport. it stands for “tiny johnson” and is presumably based on the idea that if a man doesn’t want to be seen that way, it is because he has small equipment. see”gropefan” for female opt outs.
don’t forget to log the teejays before you go home.
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