teenmom-phobia
a syndrome that develops on the the occasion of an encounter with a teenage mother. this only occurs with particular mothers who are impoverished and tend to extort and plunder the resources of those around them. the sufferer of teenmom-phobia instinctually retreats from situations where a trashy teen mom is present because he or she intuits that they will be taken for all that they have.
i can’t go in to cheap stores like jc penny because my teenmom-phobia starts kicking in.
my girlfriend used to be cool but now she’s pregnant and desperate to get on mtv. i’m developing an extreme case of teenmom-phobia, i hope she was cheating on me and the kid isn’t mine.
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