Teganism
it’s not a religion, it’s a way of life.
naturally you refer to yourself as a “teganist”. this is when your world revolves around tegan quin, and food maybe.
male friend 1: hey, do you want to go to prom with me?
female friend 2: no sorry, it’s not allowed.
male friend 1: what do you mean “it’s not allowed”?
female friend 2: i experienced the “tegan effect” a few days ago. i ended up having a pretty bad but enjoyable case of “tegan syndrome” so i converted from scientology to teganism. tegan will protect me from tom cruise.
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