Tek Jansen
the gary-stu protagonist of stephen colbert’s (fictional) self-published sci-fi novel, “stephen colbert’s alpha squad 7: lady nocturne: a tek jansen adventure”.
the “novel” is a dig at right-wing pundit bill o’reilly’s fiction novel “those who tresp-ss” and at the tendency of television personalities in general to shamelessly promote their products on their own networks.
“oh, tek jansen! you have obviously had hundreds of girlfriends!”
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