telebating
the act of violently masturbating to the cl-ssic childrens television show teletubbies
“wtf were you doing sat-rday night?”
“violently masturbating to the teletubbies”
“nothing significant then?”
“i’d call telebating pretty significant”
“telebating! it even has a name! f-cking jesus”
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