Telebot
a “telebot” is one of those annoying answering machines that require you to press endless b-ttons to be able to speak to some one.
a “telebot” will answer the number you called and say: “for english press 1, for spanish press 2, to report a strange thing press 4, to have a nice day press 5, to listen to the last 7 options and turn your head and cough press 6, to press 7 press 7, to wonder why you bothered calling in the first place press 8, to press 0 press 9, to speak to a representative call this number again and listen very carefully because there is a secret message to decipher about what i am wearing right now. thank you for calling. goodbye.”
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