telephone pole
a thin, curved object that one, typically a female inserts in and out of her v-g-n-. in other words she m-st-rb-t-s with it. she rides it like it’s a big d-ck and sends messages through it.
wow jay really jacked watching her on that telephone pole!
the male member, described as seen at his most magnificent and in his full pulsating glory. used to describe a c-ck of particularly impressive size, standing stiffly erect and at attention, proudly displaying every inch of his full height. this term was part of an exclamation of admiration at the sight of my p-n-s by a partic-p-nt in a d-ck-measuring contest i won when i was a teenager.
“your d-ck looks exactly like a telephone pole!”, she exclaimed when she saw my pulsing rock-hard member reaching for the sky.
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