Telido


telido is a term coined by the ”mestizo” during the ww2 trench warfare to describe a civillian with awesome broom-handle-mauser skills. it predates the usage of the four winds -rs-nal and the battle of mindinao. it as caught some flack in modern day society for the terminology of -ss-ssins by the uncovered operations from the filipino prince who ordered the m-ssacre ofall immigrants from the western world after the first world war. today it no longer exists in the tagalog lanquage because of censorship and pow camps references tied with it.
“i couldn’t help but pray this telido would just put the barrel down or risk slaughtering my whole squad troop with such awesome gun-slinging skills, ya know what i mean man!”

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