tell it to my pants pockets


a term that means that you’re going to have to show me some money if you want me to do a favor for you. used to elicit a bribe.
jesse jackson, jr: “governor blagojevich, as you can see, i am by far the most qualified candidate to replace president-elect obama in the u.s. senate. i hope you will make the right decision.”
rod blagojevich: “yeah yeah whatever. tell it to my pants pockets!”

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