Telopea SkatePark


located next to telopea public school,
and coles (bilo r.i.p) and the bottleshop

where all the junior junkies ( around the age when junkies start smoking and drinking, 9 yrs old – 18 yrs old)

sit around,
smoke, drink

and pick on thomas brown when he walks past.
john tai: ay b’o you wanna go to the skate park, hit up the bong and drink some vb moit!

some other fob: eshayyzzzz braaah!!
im a sickc-nt!!!

telopea skatepark

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