Tempnesia
1. a shortened form of the phrase “temporary amnesia” describing the phenomenon when you forget what you were just doing, eating, watching, etc.
2. waking up and feeling that there is some random_-ss body lyin next to yo naked -ss and you try to guess who is it before looking over like a d-mn fool to see if you were about who dat b-tch was. worst case scenario… dat b-tch is a dude.
1. -watching tv show-
commercial comes on…
“sh-t, what tv show was i just watching!? i for sh-t can’t remember for the life of me… f-ck, i feel like such an idiot! i got a bad case of tempnesia.”
2. “mmmm hot d-mn! that’s a really good taste in my mouth! i wish i could remember what i just ate 2 minutes ago so i could eat more… i got tempnesia. f-ck.”
3. -wakes up-
-senses other ppl(s) present-
“cindy?”
-looks over at dat hoe-
“daaaaayumm. it was linda… i got tempnesia like h-ll.”
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