temporal narcissism
the self-centeredness or vanity of an individual expressing itself through dysphoria caused by the inability to pause, rewind, or fast-forward stimuli or events occurring around him or her in the same way he or she can pause a tivo or other media device.
(as described on cnet podcast 591)
-temporal narcissism is often seen when people regrettably remember that they can’t rewind the movie they’re watching at the movie theater when they couldn’t make out what was said.
-example of temporal narcissism: driving home from work today, i got really indignant after remembering i couldn’t pause the radio while i ordered dinner at the drive-through window.
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